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the back of the twilight Blu ray says "the most...
… and what am i doing with that Blu ray? fuck, i can’t help that it’s a guilty semi-pleasure. it still sucks beyond words though.
it also says “La romance la plus extraordinaire depius Titantic” because the fucker from amazon gave me a Canadian import. what. a. bastard.
if at first you don't suceed, dust yourself off...
school starts tomorrow and i don't have those...
ccourtneyyleblancc:
I’m really tired. I should have done my homework earlier. I’ll probably wake up early to get that shitttt done. Ah! It needs to be the weekend already, I hate high school.
story of my life. only college instead of high school and instead of getting up early, i just don’t do it. haha.
freecityy:
“Don’t eat them ‘till after the show!”
“Why? Are they pot brownies?”
“No! They’re cocaine brownies! Mama’s already had sixteen of them! Mama’s flying!”
HAHA! i love maya, but i love maya as whitney even more.
I've been posting sharks since day 1. wtf is up...
“On your smarts, T.V. set, GO”
– Dot, doesn’t know it’s ‘on your mark, get set, go’
Horrible, but Funny
Doreen Larkin: What does mama say about little boys who aren't polite?
Stuart Larkin: Little boys who aren't polite give the pro-choice a better reason to exist.
Trina's Mistake
Chuck: Have you ever been arrested?
Trina: Well...
Chuck: Well what?
Trina: Well, last March my cousin accused me of stealing her baby. I just wanted to hold it, for a few days, in Mexico, rename it, cut and dye its hair, tattoo things on its pretty little toes. It was all just a huge mistake
Eavesdropping
Doreen Larkin: Stuart, what does mama say about little boys who eavesdrop?
Stuart Larkin: Little boys who eavesdrop deserve to know the truth, and the truth is usually devastating.
“I learned a secret in school: L, M, N, O, P isn’t one letter, it’s...”
– Dot, Madtv
“My dream is to go swimming in my Halloween costume.”
– Dot, Madtv
Stuart
Aunt Noreen: Happy Birthday, Stuart! Do you remember which aunt I am?
Stuart Larkin: The alcoholic?
Aunt Noreen: No...
Stuart Larkin: The one who lives with her 'FRIEND', Linda?
Aunt Noreen: No...
Stuart Larkin: Then you must be the ugly one.
Doreen Larkin: Stuart, apologize to your Aunt Noreen!
Stuart Larkin: I'm sorry you're ugly.
“The soul of liar is black like poop.”
– Stuart, Madtv
Watchdoubledoors:
I know it’s just a rip off of Harper’s Island. But I can. Not. Wait.
woah. i was prepared to hate this show for taking amy acker away from dollhouse, but it actually looks reeeeally good.
sorry in advance for the upcoming madtv quotes. i...
